Followers

May 25, 2009

the amazing lebanese people

Now, in the 21st century, in 2009, Lebanon has no electricity and no water. It has one highway and every person has a car.
The enthusiasm demonstrated these days while the country gears up for the June 7 elections, by all means pivotal, is unbelievably active and loud and frequent to the extent that it makes wonder about the notoriously industrious and resourceful Lebanese people, and about where their priorities lie.
For the past year or so, every single day, rallies in all regions and cities and villages in Lebanon take place where a political leader comes and inflames the public with a fiery speech about why they should elect him and not the opposition because the opposition leaders are traitors and embezzlers and agents and and and .
People attending those rallies hail and cheer and shout in obvious and blatant brain washed stupor. And they are all the same. It is always about the person. Man worship. Among all the religions and sects, as if we don't have enough already in Lebanon, we still look idolize humans as well to increase the list of revered persons on our list. it is more choice for all.
what is behind this cheering and the immense readiness to be followers? Why do people go out of their way to attend a political rally under the searing heat? what are they expecting? nothing is the answer and nothing is what they get. It is pure idolization and man worship. It is pure absent mindedness.
The country is floating on water, we have more rivers, lakes and streams than anybody cared to quantify, yet our houses have no running water and our trees and forests burn every year and to this day no one figured out what to do about it.
We can organize a huge political rally in very short notice, say one day before, and a million people will come. But a chronic water problem which has been plaguing the country for over 50 years does not produce one shy mini demonstration.
It is not important, we think, because we are buying our water from tankers, so why bother.
For the last 50 years we suffer from the lack of steady electric current, not one demonstration broke out in the last 50 years demanding to know who is responsible for this or to improve the situation. Also not important, we have generators. It is noisy and causes pollution, yes, but it is private and unique. Not public like a demonstration to combat the problem. And besides, what are we going to wear if we go to a demonstration? who will see us there, what if they were wearing the same clothes.
The irony. The pain of daily desecration. The shame.
So, what will happen after the elections? People in power will re-shuffle, but they would still be in power, and we will still have no electricity and no water.

May 19, 2009

Mayo

I just read on the side of one Mayonnaise pack the following hilariously stupid thing. Just to show you how marketing people can really be stupid sometimes.

On the side of the pack of a Knorr Mayonnaise there is like a meter indicator. A “fun” meter no less.

At he top where the pack is full the meter reads :”Let the fun begin”

And as the meter goes down with the consumption of the pack, it starts to say things like “running out of fun”, until as it approaches the end and the meter indicates that the pack is almost empty it reads “time to purchase a new pack”

One question.

Who has fun squirting Mayonnaise around. Isn’t that more disgusting than funny?

What were those marketing guys thinking.

If anything, Mayonnaise is associated with guilt of non healthy calorie rich and cholesterol friendly food. Where is the fun in that?

Don’t even get me started on diet Myonnaise.

May 18, 2009

first the name

The name, dog barking at the moon, is in my opinion the ultimate graphic symbol of absurdity. And the more I mature and grow older the more absurdity I discover all around me.
This imagery I owe to an author called tom robbins whose books made a tremendous impact on my life. The book was "Half asleep in frog pajamas"