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Apr 21, 2011

Garbage dreams

Garbage dreams

Let us start dreaming

See all the garbage that is amassed on our shores?

It has been there for ages, and it will remain for ages.

Why do we accept it?

What are we waiting for?

Who will fix this problem?

Our politicians will not do anything about it. Let us admit this fact and move on.

The people must throw their garbage.

Let us start asking different questions.

What will happen if we change it?

What will happen if we create a fund and we manage it ourselves?

Away from fraud.

Away from corruption.

Let us create a fund and call it “To clean our dirty shores”

And we put money in it and build a couple of garbage treatment factories all over Lebanon.

Why not?

Let us start dreaming a different dream.

Apr 13, 2011

The Lebanese Manifesto

Well, I have done it. I finished my book, The Lebanese Manifesto.
It is about us, the mighty Lebanese and how absurd we are, and how we are missing the point completely.

I will be publishing it soon. Here is a preview

Lebanon is a very perplexing country.

On the one hand it is a beautiful country, enormously endowed with a very wide range of resources.

It has a very distinguished Mediterranean feel, the nature, the mountains, the snow, the water, the flora, the welcoming people and the distinct presence of the four seasons.

It is also endowed with an amazingly rich cultural and diverse heritage. In Lebanon you can find archeological ruins almost everywhere and from historic periods dating 5000 years ago.

Phoenician, Greek, Roman, Arab, Crusader, Mamluk, Turkish

You name it, we got it.

On the other hand Lebanon has been plagued, since it’s existence with a plethora of problems and seemingly unsolvable issues that continue to increase in there acuteness and, most importantly, they divide the people with varying perspective about who is to blame and who is responsible.

I was eleven years old when the war of 1975 broke out. And I went through my teens and early adulthood learning various survival techniques on a very basic level; how to get water, bread, and food. How to dodge the shells, how to judge where a shell was going to land, an art form claimed to be perfected by many Lebanese who witnessed the war and came out alive.

I was also learning how to find shelter, and how to use the physical features of the place we were hiding in. How to use thick walls and how to tolerate the burden of being in a dark underground space with people who, like me, where also trying to survive.

Each with there war theories and solution theories and blame theories.

I was also watching, and trying to understand, who was fighting whom. Because the war started on one premise and ended on a totally different one, passing through many strange and unfathomable premises in between.

The war ended in 1990, but the conflict didn’t.

Growing up, and delving deep into the history of Lebanon I discovered that the war of 1975, while the fiercest, was not the only one, and I secretly concluded that it would not be the last one.

There were at least a dozen civil conflicts in the past two centuries. Each time between different factions and for different reasons, and each time ending in a compromise without a real solution or victory, except for the certainty that many people lost their lives as a result and the country never had the chance to place itself on a solid road for future prosperity.

And I started analyzing in order to understand why such a small and beautiful country with what seemed to me a huge potential for prosperity, was not able to prosper and flourish.

I read a lot, and the more I read the less I comprehended and was convinced of the enormous complexity inherent in our country’s building blocks.

One of the reasons of this conflict was the fact that many of the written text about our history was written with a certain purpose in mind and lacked historic objectivity, this is why I had to go through a combing process to separate between the objective and the subjective.

Then I summoned the aid of William of Ockham, the 14th century English Franciscan friar whose technique of reductionism is a brilliant way to sift through complex ideas, platforms and conflicts by eliminating uncertain assumptions and unnecessary premises for the purpose of finding the simplest hypothesis, which was usually the most correct one.

I applied the logic of William of Ockham, Ockham’s razor, to simplify the massive, foggy and conflicting theories of our history and I came up with two naïve conclusions.

First, the idea of Lebanon is not clear, or not homogeneous to all Lebanese. Each Lebanese has an idea of Lebanon; some Lebanese have no idea at all. And what worries me is the belief that the majority of Lebanese have no idea at all about the idea of Lebanon.

This is a huge problem but one that can be solved easily with an attitude change. Maybe it is not necessary for us to agree consciously on the idea of Lebanon now. Maybe this idea needs some more time to be polished.

But we can easily say about ourselves that we are Lebanese, before mentioning our affiliations, and that we have a beautiful country that is being ravaged by all sorts of calamities and that we, as individuals and each on his own, will develop a feeling of attachment to this country in spite of all those calamities and the difference of opinion regarding the idea of Lebanon.

Second, we are very poor at communication skills among each other. This is probably a derivative of the first conclusion.

We don’t know how to talk to each other, we don’t know how to empower our ideas to become convincing. We fail to convince because we don’t know how to communicate.

We think that just by having an argument, or being convinced with an idea, this is enough for the other party to be convinced with it as well.

And when this doesn’t happen, we go to war. And if you think about it, this is why people go to war in the first place. One party is unable to convince the other so they fight and the party that manages to kill the other conviction, by killing those who embrace it, wins.

This is wrong, and this is contributing greatly to the misery of this country.

The notion that one of us might be wrong, or partially wrong, doesn’t exist. And I believe Sir Ken Robinson when he says that if you are not willing to be wrong, you can never add value to any argument or idea.

No one is willing to consider hat he might be wrong.

When two opposing people in Lebanon debate an issue, the debate is a show of force of who shouts the loudest or use more obscene language. And our media generously exposes us to this obscenity.

No one enters into a discussion or debate willing to consider the point of view of the other.

And this has many reasons, the most important of which in my opinion is that we lack the imagination to consider the alternatives. This is why we have failed to produce a single theory or idea about Lebanon, one that is accepted, embraced and consciously felt by every single Lebanese.

This is why we always blame the others for our problems.

But we never blame ourselves. We never consider for a second that we might be wrong.

This is why we are unable to progress.

This is why we are unable to change.

This is what this book is about.

This book is a wake up call, a tap on the shoulder, a drizzle of cold water on a sleepy and sloppy people who don’t seem to realize that their country, which they claim to love, is either going to disappear or change to an unrecognizable form.

For those who imagine this is an exaggeration, please let me draw your attention to the various forces that are contributing to this hypothesis.

They are:

Politics, economy, infrastructure, natural resources, electricity, water, employment, immigration, security, feudalism, media, culture, environment, civil codes, legislation, unions, poverty, history, ignorance, weapons, and so on.

Bleak picture? Maybe.

But what strikes me as bleaker is the fact that those forces are not working in silence, they are flagrant, daring and obvious. Yet we choose to ignore them and live under the false hope that someday all this will change. We numb ourselves in the meantime with silly innuendos and conversations about how bad the traffic was this day, or the price of gas.

We seem to be waiting for change, but we have few ideas about where this change will come from and what shape it is going to assume.

This is precisely what this book is about

Dec 5, 2009

Sly James

Sometimes certain things happen that have a weird sense of concentrated reality, things that you know you are going to remember for the rest of your life. Simple things, almost trivial but extremely poignant.

My 3 year old boy, James, is a very peculiar kid. You look in his eyes and you see that he is up to something. You can tell that he is “switched on”.

Yesterday he and his older brother Andrew each grabbed a small bag of chips. James was manipulating the small bag of chips and was crushing it then smashing it and then slamming it down. All the while me and his mother were being typical parents and saying to him that he shouldn’t do that because the chips inside will crumble and will no longer be edible.

To no avail.

In the meantime, Andrew was peacefully holding his bag of chips and watching TV absent mindedly. He was unaware of the commotion his younger brother was causing.

Stealthily, James switches the bags. He took the intact bag of chips from his brother and gave him the tattered one. All the while Andrew was watching TV.

None of us noticed the switch until James yelled:” This one is not good” pointing to the bag with his brother’s hand, and adding:” This one is good” pointing to the one he is holding.

And then he burst out laughing, recognizing that he just created a funny situation. He laughed so hard that tears started coming down from his eyes. Within a second we were all laughing like hell. And we kept on laughing for a good while.

Hours later, after the kids have long been asleep, I kept on remembering this incident and I would laugh all over again. A strange sense of well being overwhelmed me and I was in such a joyful mood appreciating this moment and knowing that I would savor it forever.

Jun 17, 2009

The Penguin Cafe Orchestra

The penguin café orchestra

Never before have I been so obsessed with music or the person behind this music as I am now with the wonderful music of the Penguin Café Orchestra, and it founder Simon Jeffes.

I love music and I listen to a wide variety of music from the classical and the opera to the funky and the trance. Most music is entertaining but few music pieces moves your soul.

In classical music, I have obsessed invariably with Ludwig Van’s symphonies. All of them move my soul, especially the fourth movement in the ninth. And I listen to it every day for the past 25 years and my eyes fill with tears every single time.

There is a huge difference between Mozart and Ludwig Van.

Yes Mozart is great and his legacy is enduring and his music is timeless, but there is a difference.

Mozart is nice, it is entertaining and timeless, no doubt. But if you are having a haircut and there is Ludwig Van in the background your soul will be agitated and the haircut will be a different experience than if there was Mozart in the background and everything feels so pleasant. That is the difference.

Recently I have become obsessed with the music of the Penguin Café Orchestra.

This has been going on for almost 2 years now, ever since I saw this film Napoleon Dynamite. Very good film. It had a track at the climax of the movie, when everything sorts itself out for all the people concerned, called “Music for a found harmonium”. I loved it and I waited for the credits to find out who composed it and this is where I stumbled on the band, The Penguin Café Orchestra.

The name itself fascinated me, so I immediately bought 2 CD’s online. From that moment on began my fascination with this band, its music and its founder.

Good job for the editors of the film who put the soundtrack there in the first place. It is such a gratifying experience for me when I see a job well done like that, to the extent that I wished there was a way to call them up and say he guys that was excellent.

The story of the band, and of Simon Jeffe’s, is also so original and affects your view of the band. Just like Ludwig Van’s deafness affects your opinion about his music.

How can someone conceive so much creativity in music and be able to break the mold and move our soul with so much originality and depth and relevance. How can he die at the end of a brain tumor? The tragedy of irony.

Jun 13, 2009

Foux Du Fa Fa

Raw talent.

This is what I would describe the marvelous band from New Zealand. Flight of the Conchords.

Their wit, their music, their overall talent, the dialogue. It is simply awesome.

I discovered them by chance while flipping through the TV a few months back.

In general I am a huge fan of comedy shows, stand ups and specials, but I always skip the musical comedy segments because they do not appeal to me.

By pure chance this band from New Zealand caught my attention and I was awestruck.

The way they glorify the mundane is deeply interesting and hilariously funny. I thought that Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld mastered the art of the inane, but here comes a band from New Zealand that managed to put a twist on it, take it to another level and musically entertain as well.

Great stuff

I love it when I make discoveries like that. Not for the entertainment factor alone, which is ample, but for recognizing excellence in talent and in attention to details and in the craftsmanship.

I do recommend it to many of my friends but few of them find it funny.

But I do, and I keep watching it again and again.

So, Jemaine and Bret, if you are reading this, great stuff, well done and keep it up.

 

May 25, 2009

the amazing lebanese people

Now, in the 21st century, in 2009, Lebanon has no electricity and no water. It has one highway and every person has a car.
The enthusiasm demonstrated these days while the country gears up for the June 7 elections, by all means pivotal, is unbelievably active and loud and frequent to the extent that it makes wonder about the notoriously industrious and resourceful Lebanese people, and about where their priorities lie.
For the past year or so, every single day, rallies in all regions and cities and villages in Lebanon take place where a political leader comes and inflames the public with a fiery speech about why they should elect him and not the opposition because the opposition leaders are traitors and embezzlers and agents and and and .
People attending those rallies hail and cheer and shout in obvious and blatant brain washed stupor. And they are all the same. It is always about the person. Man worship. Among all the religions and sects, as if we don't have enough already in Lebanon, we still look idolize humans as well to increase the list of revered persons on our list. it is more choice for all.
what is behind this cheering and the immense readiness to be followers? Why do people go out of their way to attend a political rally under the searing heat? what are they expecting? nothing is the answer and nothing is what they get. It is pure idolization and man worship. It is pure absent mindedness.
The country is floating on water, we have more rivers, lakes and streams than anybody cared to quantify, yet our houses have no running water and our trees and forests burn every year and to this day no one figured out what to do about it.
We can organize a huge political rally in very short notice, say one day before, and a million people will come. But a chronic water problem which has been plaguing the country for over 50 years does not produce one shy mini demonstration.
It is not important, we think, because we are buying our water from tankers, so why bother.
For the last 50 years we suffer from the lack of steady electric current, not one demonstration broke out in the last 50 years demanding to know who is responsible for this or to improve the situation. Also not important, we have generators. It is noisy and causes pollution, yes, but it is private and unique. Not public like a demonstration to combat the problem. And besides, what are we going to wear if we go to a demonstration? who will see us there, what if they were wearing the same clothes.
The irony. The pain of daily desecration. The shame.
So, what will happen after the elections? People in power will re-shuffle, but they would still be in power, and we will still have no electricity and no water.

May 19, 2009

Mayo

I just read on the side of one Mayonnaise pack the following hilariously stupid thing. Just to show you how marketing people can really be stupid sometimes.

On the side of the pack of a Knorr Mayonnaise there is like a meter indicator. A “fun” meter no less.

At he top where the pack is full the meter reads :”Let the fun begin”

And as the meter goes down with the consumption of the pack, it starts to say things like “running out of fun”, until as it approaches the end and the meter indicates that the pack is almost empty it reads “time to purchase a new pack”

One question.

Who has fun squirting Mayonnaise around. Isn’t that more disgusting than funny?

What were those marketing guys thinking.

If anything, Mayonnaise is associated with guilt of non healthy calorie rich and cholesterol friendly food. Where is the fun in that?

Don’t even get me started on diet Myonnaise.

May 18, 2009

first the name

The name, dog barking at the moon, is in my opinion the ultimate graphic symbol of absurdity. And the more I mature and grow older the more absurdity I discover all around me.
This imagery I owe to an author called tom robbins whose books made a tremendous impact on my life. The book was "Half asleep in frog pajamas"